New research has shown that uttering profanities can increase your physical performance by up to 8%. The research was led by Dr. Richard Stephens from the University of Keele.
The research involved conducting a series of experiments with people who repeated either a swear word or a neutral word as they exercised on a stationary bike, or else performed a hand-grip test.
When the paricipants swore during the stationary bike exercise, their peak power was found to have risen by 24 watts on average, according to the study. During the 10-second grip task, the individuals uttering swear words increased their strength by the equivalent of 2.1kg, the researchers found.
However, researchers found heart rates did not increase with swearing, suggesting that the act of swearing did not trigger participants’ fight-or-flight responses as they had expected.
Twenty nine people took part in the cycling test with an average age of 21, while 52 people took part in the hand-grip test with an average age of 19. The participants were asked to choose a swear word that they would typically shout out if they were to his their thumb with a hammer. For the neutral word, the volunteers were asked to pick a word they might use to describe a table, such as “wooden” or “brown”.
Dr. Stephens suggested that the results might indicate that swearing distracts athletes from pain, or that it could make them more disinhibited and prevent them from holding back.
The study is a follow-up to previous research which showed that swearing helps to increase pain tolerance.
The latest findings were presented at the Annual Conference of the British Psychological Society in Brighton.
Bullshit
Jim Swiffen
I’d be a pro by now if it did!
i have always sworn at livestock, in fact i slow down to do so.
I bark back at the dogs telling them to fuck off my mates get pissed at me
I bark back at the dogs telling them to fuck off my mates get pissed at me
Kevin Berkeley lol
Shit, I should fucking be in the goddamn Tour de Motherfucking France.
Me fn 2
Me fn 2
Dern heckin right
Damn.
Keelim Ryan work ya cunt
Michael & Andre, we’re as fast as we’ll ever be….
Richard Stevenson
Luís Oliveira
O que é que queres dizer com isto oh Turco?
Declan O’neill (Dave) 😀
Only for it you d be shite
Rob Monk
Well cycling round town certainly improves my swearing
Graham Reeves, if this is true, you should win the Tour de France this year
Maria Price
F.f.s….
No shit!
Tony Ball world champion
Fucking a right
Marcus Almqvist 😛
Väl beprövat. 😉
That’s lucky for us Simon Cryer!
That’s Danny Moore’s secret
Leigh Kennaugh
Greg Parker , you see !
No poes !
Richard White then I have no use for cyclists
Richard White occasionally I even try rub them – with my bumper
ill remeber that next time is see you climbing up my Mountain and im on top with a pen knife
ill remeber that next time is see you climbing up my Mountain and im on top with a pen knife
ill remeber that next time is see you climbing up my Mountain and im on top with a pen knife
thats fucking funny
thats fucking funny
Puteando se agarra fuerzas. Dos que veces, que bueno estas andando mucho. Dale duro!
Hhahaha estoy retomando me ahogue en la primera subida la 2da ya fui mas suelto hahaha pilas tu tambien entrenale full para q vengas y corones el 507
Berto van Dam klóótzak!
En eso estoy, atrás de mi casa encontré trail nuevo, es pura subida en ruta, espero ir este fin en la de montaña
507 la llevo en mi mente, me dejo con la pica
Works for every cyclist I ride with. Apart from the wife obviously
Fuckin’ A.
John Horne Darren Lee
That’s a game changer…
Really? Back to the gym. lol
Really? Back to the gym. lol
Jo Mills – you been writing articles again!!
I am fucking golden then Dustin Tucker
Amie Munson – possibly the explanation for your speed after sll these years…
This all makes sense now on why she is so fast
Jan Trunkelj
Wilf Turner you should be a Pro cyclist.
Judy Chapman. If this is correct you will be in the olympics!!
Well well well and who is participating in the IronMan this weekend…. ??????
Well well well and who is participating in the IronMan this weekend…. ??????
Well well well and who is participating in the IronMan this weekend…. ??????
Well well well and who is participating in the IronMan this weekend…. ??????
Well well well and who is participating in the IronMan this weekend…. ??????
secrets out now Cameron Cornforth
Hahah knew it
I fully agree. Me calling you a fucking Wanker on a cutting bike and get off the fucking road before I beat your head in you slow non tax paying prick ! That will greatly improve your cycling in the sense of hopefully your get a fucking car !!!
Regularly do when I hit the hills…hasnt worked for me tho!
Brett Anthony Phillip Lindsell this might help you boys perform better
Does it stop you all being a fuckin road nuisance bunch of fuckin martyrs.!
That’s where we are going wrong Sinead!!
If that’s the case I should be taking first place at the Tour de France!!
I cycled Perth to Newcastle in 2015 via Albany and I had the most manic episodes swearing every day —I returned to normal behaviour upon my return home and one day I was watching ABC breakfast news and a wordsmith was talking about a word ” lalochezia ” which means uncontrolled swearing to relieve stress–I had a light bulb moment and thought that explains it all !!
LALOCHEZIA définition from dictionary——lalochezia
“Emotional relief gained by swearing”
“…she employed lalochezia, in private, to help her celebrate some great achievement that she had worked long and hard for…”
– Endangered Words
LALOCHEZIA définition from dictionary——lalochezia
“Emotional relief gained by swearing”
“…she employed lalochezia, in private, to help her celebrate some great achievement that she had worked long and hard for…”
– Endangered Words
LALOCHEZIA définition from dictionary——lalochezia
“Emotional relief gained by swearing”
“…she employed lalochezia, in private, to help her celebrate some great achievement that she had worked long and hard for…”
– Endangered Words
farting also helps
Daniel Frantzen
Paul Boulden well, 8% is this true 🙂
I’ve only ever really ridden with one good leg so I needed all the help I could get FFS!
Haha. Fair point
Matt Large. Let it be noted
Finally, validation!!!
I got this lol
Gerard Zammit